Thursday, February 07, 2002

Argh fucking CUNT! I need to sell my computer.. majorly badly big time and shit. Fuck. If I do, my problems will just about be solved coz i'll be able to afford the damn bond on one of the many apartments I have my eye on. Now though, I must sleep.. for tomorrow.. [looks at watch].. ok, later today.. i see my girlfriend.. and I get to play, taste, lick, and FUCK some CUNT!@

Charming eh? ;)

Friday, November 30, 2001

Sitting in an assembly today trying to help the nitwit teachers use the projector equipment saw me sitting at the front. In the seat next to me has to be possible the most aesthetically beautiful human female I've ever seen. Every aspect of her face and body was, and i'll possibly misuse the word, perfect. Everything was in utter proportion. I'm quite sure that upon noticing my dulcet glances she decided to stretch and yawn, the soft squeal of a contented puppy escaped her mouth.

Shall I melt right here?

After seeing such a sight it's quite normal for one to experience anxiety and depression. However, that's just the old 'grass is greener on the other side' syndrome kicking in. I'm quite adament that she's a total bitch in nature. Probably not her fault and more her upbringing.. what being an eastern suburbs family rich enough to afford their daughter a 'good' education at 13k per annum.

Monday, November 26, 2001

Remember when microsoft was showing off windows 98? Bill Gates was on stage while some other guy talked about how stable and brilliant this new OS was, and how you can just plug in a scanner like so and.. oh.. heavens above, its bluescreened! Well.. here's the latest offering from Microsoft Corp.. another incredibly stable system running on their new hardware, the XBox.. check it out!
I need money. Therefore I need a job. When I have a job I have money. When I have money I can move. When I move I can have a life. When I have a life I can .. err.. need money. Therefore I need a job. I hate money. :P
Heh.. that shit is pretty funny.. especially the unfiltered one. People now are searching for "Anfibous cars", "plasma weapons", "cocaine addiction", "huge cocks", "Windows XP activation crack".. hehe. People search for some fucked up things.
Hey man, check this out. It displays a page that updates every 15 seconds containing the text strings that people are searching for. It's interesting for about 30 seconds as there is unfortunately no way of contacting the persons doing any of the queries. Right now someone is looking up Barry Manilow. This person needs a hydrochoric enema.
ahh cunt. I'm at work and so fucking bored. One of the girls was stumbling past my office door today with her friends. I was blowing the dust out of an old computer box with the air compressor.. as she fumbled she glanced at me and said "Hi! I'm Georgia!" and stumbled off. Daaaaamn she was good looking.. Only problem was that she was in like year 9 or something. It's quite odd, there's some gorgeous year 7 girls here.. not in a sexual sense.. in a cute and adorable sense.. even though I know their personalities are anything but. cunt!

Sunday, November 25, 2001

What a cunt. 11:20am, and both of us cunts are sitting at my place after just waking up (not together you sick-minded anal-loving fool). We didn't get here till like 4am or something, since the night was spent at "The Bridge" in bondi perving on women in amazingly tight and depressingly short dresses. Ah well.. time to go make a big breakfast and veg in the sun.. damn 28-30 deg today :/

Thursday, November 22, 2001

This post is just for posterity and should not be mistaken for an actual post. To do so would be quite totally ludicrous and under any circumstances would label you to be one of the following;
a) A queer
b) A faggot
c) A poofda
In the event whereby you find yourself fitting one of the above descriptions you should swiftly and promptly remove your face with some high velocity lead projectiles.
I like tight cunts
and i can not lie
you other brothers cant deny
that when a girl walks in
with a cunt the size of a bin
she sticks it in your face
you get sprung!
Around the cunt around the cuuuuunt.
Around the cunt around the cuuuuunt.
Around the cunt around the cuuuuunt.
Around the cunt around the cuuuuunt.

You daft cunt.
You're a bit of a cunt man. Serious. Tone down the swearing yeh? there's females with cunts reading this maybe, and we don't want to endanger our chances of getting that stuff we used to eat that time.. what was it? Oh yeh.. cunts!
Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt ... cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt, cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt "Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt" cunt "...cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt. Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt, cunt cunt!"
Cunt cunt cunt. Cunt. Cunt cunt!
Ok.. first proper post since getting this cunt running. Blogger is a cunt of a service, but just like any cunt.. you ignore the bad parts and enjoy the good :D Enough cunts already. Er.. this weblog is just a place me and psaph (calling himself Go Fuck at the moment hehe) whacked up to post on.. so.. if you don't like it.. fuck off. :D cheers.
ehh! my name is rahzel! the fagmuncher of noise! ehh! and if it's a blow job you ehh! want.. ehh! let's ehh! bat- ehh! -tle ehh!.
First post up just for testing reasons.. see what it looks like "..and shit" (just to keep psaph happy hehe). I want a fucking motorbike already! Kawasaki KLX250R will do me just fine thanks! Oh, and a full Fox outfit as well.. thanks! I wish. CUNTS!